she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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