i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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