just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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