so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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