yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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