I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You are the jesus of drinking
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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