Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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