i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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