we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
please come you make the beer taste better
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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