I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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