What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He better not be in your backpack
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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