it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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