no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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