I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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