yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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