with your own penis?
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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