I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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