Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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