is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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