How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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