The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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