But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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