I'm lost and stupid without you.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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