could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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