So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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