My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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