i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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