why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize