is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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