how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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