Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I got inside last night via doggy door
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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