She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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