You can't special order awesome
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The dick lei will go down in squad history
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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