question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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