David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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