Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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