Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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