Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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