the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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