his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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