Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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