3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
do nipples grow back?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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