hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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