I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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