also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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