u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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