so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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