fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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