fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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