Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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