fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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