Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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