it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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