i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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