I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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